ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER
THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
My name is Philip. I write some things that are on the internet--like my poetry, down in the links there--and other things that are not yet on the internet, like my plays. I read, watch, and listen to some things and sometimes talk about them here. One time I met the Kratt brothers. I had one post that got like 18,000 notes but nobody talks to me. Tumblr Famous 4 Lyfe.
"i give my official seal of approval on your blog" - Tumblr user Sinead
