This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
(Source: jonnovstheinternet)
My name is Philip. I write some things that are on the internet--like my poetry, down in the links there--and other things that are not yet on the internet, like my plays. I read, watch, and listen to some things and sometimes talk about them here. One time I met the Kratt brothers. I had one post that got like 18,000 notes but nobody talks to me. Tumblr Famous 4 Lyfe.
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