it is your birthday yeah whatever let’s not get too excited here and do something crazy like make mouseover text
one time in the cafeteria at Wes the music got stuck and kept playing the line “please don’t stop the music” over and over and over for like ten minutes before they fixed it
I think about that a lot
- how to pee
- what the eraserhead baby is made of
- why my cousin never takes his shirt off at pool parties
- skeeball strategies
- how small does a piece of land have to be in order to be considered an island
- how to figure out my hat size
- You don’t need to learn to pee, it’s natural.
- …
- He lacks confidence.
- Skeball is though they should put this in no lie.
- What legally constitutes and island varies based on the opinion of the geographer. Generally speaking an Island can be any size, so long as it’s not attached to a tectonic plate. That said, in some legal contexts and island must have a tree or shrub to be considered an island, otherwise it’s random-ass land that can’t support shit.
- Check this.
thank you . i am so glad people appreciate jokes and do not take them too seriously and/or act like a jackass on my posts
‘Skeball is though they should put this in no lie.’
wizard
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Im sure if you really tried
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is that daniel tosh
queercred replied to your post: does anyone else pronounce sovereignty as if…
haha no, no one, you are alone and anyone who says otherwise is lying (you can actually say words however you want)
it is true I am utterly alone in this cold uncaring world
legendofkatie replied to your post: legendofkatie replied to your post: does anyone…
maybe its a northeastern thing? idk
I dunno? my family keeps correcting me on it and they’re from the northeastern united states idk
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also philip you got an 18000 note post?? what was it
yeah it was the time I posted screenshots of a kanye twitter monologue of introspection about the use of the n word and ‘bitch’ in hip-hop that was p. interesting and thoughtful
he deleted the tweets though so I think I’m now the web source for it
legendofkatie replied to your post: does anyone else pronounce sovereignty as if…
yess is that weird
apparently it’s wrong! but that’s how I’ve always said it
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My name is Philip. I write some things that are on the internet--like my poetry, down in the links there--and other things that are not yet on the internet, like my plays. I read, watch, and listen to some things and sometimes talk about them here. One time I met the Kratt brothers. I had one post that got like 18,000 notes but nobody talks to me. Tumblr Famous 4 Lyfe.
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