posted on 23.04.14

tfw you use more time trying to highlight and copy something to google it than it would have taken to just type it in the google bar

posted on 23.04.14 Describe me in one word anonymously.
posted on 23.04.14

Look at the Hardy Boys! They started out as kid detectives just solving mysteries in Bayport and now they have an entire book series about them!”

(Source: jake-peralta)

posted on 23.04.14

remember evanescence

posted on 23.04.14

'marxism'? pssh. we missed a huge chance as a society to call it karlmunism

posted on 23.04.14

cheatcommandos replied to your post: at a party last weekend my friends and…

bears can get mace? did the housemate steal the mace from a bear who bought it for self defense

posted on 23.04.14
posted on 23.04.14

at a party last weekend my friends and I were talking about our most embarrassing hookups and the winner was a friend who had been hooking up with a guy when she heard a noise behind his house. they dressed and went outside to investigate whereupon the guy’s housemate sprayed them both with bear mace, thinking it would be funny. luckily, it missed their eyes, but they were super pissed and she accidentally inhaled some. so to get revenge they locked the housemate outside and resumed their activities. she was giving the guy a blowjob when he winced, then began to swear heavily and twitch. she had gotten bear mace in her mouth and then on his dick.

we all gave up on trying to top that one.

posted on 23.04.14
“In summer stock, she played Madame Rosepettle in the play Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma’s Hung You in the Closet and I’m Feelin’ So Sad. In her nightclub act, she sang several songs, including “I Enjoy Being a Girl”, and at the end made a quick change into a Wonder Woman costume. She later recalled that Warner Communications, owners of the Wonder Woman character’s copyright, demanded that she stop using the character; she did so and instead used a new character of her own invention, “Superwoman”, who was marked by the inclusion of a large letter S on her cape.”

Wikipedia article on Christine Jorgensen

listen I’m not saying a trans woman invented superwoman but I’m saying maybe a trans woman invented superwoman

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